The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - Friday, May 2, 2003
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So the new webpages are coming along well.  I am going to try and change the
pictures on the main pages for both shows almost weekly.  There are new
pictures up now.  One of which is the one attached to this e-mail of The
Witching from last week's Last Exit.  Remember they will be playing Saturday
night at Castaways in Ithaca.  AND it will be Idol's of Perversity's LAST
SHOW EVER.  So go check it out.

I don't know what's planned for The Metallic Onslaught this week.  I may
show up myself to clarify some of what they said last week about the new
website and such, and, more importantly to converse with them about certain
upcoming events.  Arthur may be tagging along as well.  He looks forward to
'playing' with Jeffie again.  Jeffie, however, is not in great shape from
what happened to him last week, what with Shoebox literally ripping parts of
his body off and then making him eat his water gun.  He seems all put back
together alright, but he's been a bit stranger than normal.  However, it is
NO PANTS DAY (www.nopantsday.com) and Jeffie will undoubtably be celebrating
at the show...  Much to the dismay of all.

On The Last Exit, um, well, I don't know.  We have A LOT of new and cool
stuff to play this week, and we will probably be airing the interview with
Phil from last week's Metallic Onslaught, just in case anyone missed it, as
well as playing his, um, song...  He apparently is now working on an album.
Other than that we may be doing some giveaways, differently than normal.
And our feature artist will most likely be Doro (ex-Warlock)...
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The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught: Afterwards - May 6, 2003
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The attached picture is Arthur posing during his entrance to The Last Exit.
Why? Well, it goes back to Friday night and The Metallic Onslaught.  Arthur
and I got there just after Jeffie.  Arthur kicked Jeff's ass and I took the
mic for a break.  Then I left let Jeffie back in the building on my way out.
Jeffie took his pants off to celebrate No Pants Day (www.NoPantsDay.com) and
no one would touch him.  Arthur stuck it out and eventually Jeffie pushed
him over the edge and Arthur beat him, pants or no pants, and tossed him
from the station.  As a result, The Metallic Onslaught offered him an
exclusive contract to come there every week and beat Jeffie all he wanted,
and they would give him a big entrance every week and a 6-pack of donuts.
Arthur likes donuts.  It is however an exclusive contract, and he can ONLY
be on The Metallic Onslaught...

He came into The Last Exit with strobing lights and theme music.  He was
then overly obnoxious and cocky all night.  Satan stopped by, a couple of
weeks late.  New form, new approach.  The female form is likely to work much
better for Satan.  Arthur made a bunch of Zoltan clones to come in later in
the night, I played Shatner and they ran like bugs.  However, to my dismay,
Arthur had requested Shatner and I refused to play it to spite him for being
a traitor.  So he kinda outsmarted me.  But I had a nice surprise for him.
I had Friend in a box in the hallway.  He was bursting with FRIEND juice by
the time the box was removed and he frenzied when the box was removed and
dragged poor Arthur away.  I suspect he will be gone a few weeks, but by the
time he comes back, his contract with The Metallic Onslaught will have been
cancelled...  Or at least, that's the plan.

So anyways, interesting weekend...
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The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - May 9, 2003
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So I don't know for sure what's up with this weekend's shows.  As far as I
know, Shoebox will not be at The Metallic Onslaught, yet again.  Jeffie will
likely be there, and no one has heard from Arthur since his kidnapping by
Friend, so I'm doubting he'll be there.  For that matter, I have no idea if
he will be back on The Last Exit either, I guess we'll have to see.  We
should, however, have Tankini up for an interview.  Other than that, maybe
some giveaways, and our feature artist will be slightly different than
normal.  It will be the late Dawn Crosby, hence Detente and Fear of god,
including some rare tracks.

There will be some updates to the website soon, including a new chat room
more than likely.  Have to see if it works better than the current one.
Maybe we'll try it this week and see...  There will be some really cool new
stuff on the website over the next month as soon as I have some time to put
the finishing touches on things...
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The Last Exit for the Metallic Onslaught - May 15, 2003
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Ok, so I never did get to putting out an Afterwards e-mail this week.
Sorry.  Everything is here, though.  The attached pic is Rick racing at
Jeffie just before everything collapsed on both of them.  It was a mess.
Jeffie was ok, of course, but Rick was frustrated and eventually crawled up
from the mess and went home.

As for The Last Exit, we had Andres up (ex-Idols of Perversity) and
Christina of Tankini.  Also, Rub McGroin stopped by for a bit of incoherncy,
and Satan returned.  Well, sort of.  If was the old Satan we all know and
love, not the new and improved model from last week.  Don't know what was up
with that.

Ok, so I updated the webpage a bit finally.  Added in a section on The Last
Exit part where you can look at our catalog, or a general version of it.
I'll try and keep that somewhat updated.  Added new pics to the main pages
of both shows, and added a couple of new polls about The Metallic Onslaught.

Most important change is probably the chat room.  We have a new one up this
week.  Hopefully it will be better than the last one, if not, we will go
back to the old one...  This will be the test week.

And now for this week...  Shoebox WILL be back to The Metallic Onslaught
this week...



